There was a video on YouTube where foreigners were talking about their experiences with Nigerians, it was hilarious.

When others say something, a Nigerian says it differently.

Read through and add yours….

– Others: You are stupid!

– Nigerians: I see that you and common sense are not friends!  – Others: You are a liar!
– Nigerians: The angels around you are shaking their heads! OR
– Nigerians: If he tells you to stand, run for your life! OR
– Nigerians: The truth and him are not familiar with each other!

– Others: He’s dishonest!
– Nigerians: If he greets me ‘good morning’, I’ll check what time of the day it is!

– Others: You should listen to elderly people’s advice.
-Nigerians: What an elder sees sitting, you will never see even if you climb the tallest tree.

– Others: I’m bald!
– Nigerians: God is my barber!

– You are too proud!
– If I jump down from your ego, it will take me 5 working days to land on your IQ.

– Others: He’s a betrayer.
-Nigerians: For every 12, there is a Judas.

– Others: She’s short.
– Nigerians: The brief and summarised one.

– Others: I’m overwhelmed.
– Nigerians: The devil is a liar.

– Others: You have upset me.
– Nigerians: Your demons have touched me.

– Others: I disagree with you!
– Nigerians: You are an enemy of progress!

-Others: Don’t annoy me please!
– Nigerians: Don’t let the devil use you o!

– Others: He’s foolish!
– Nigerians: Wisdom is chasing him but he’s too fast!

– Others: Are you deaf!
– Nigerians: Your ears must be for decoration!

-Others: I need your help.
– Nigerians: Allow God to use you.

– Others: I can’t swim far.
– Nigerians: I don’t want to die in another man’s land.

– Others: I don’t care!
– Nigerians: I cannot drink Panadol for someone else’s headache! OR
– Nigerians: Nothing concerns the hen with toothbrush!

– Others: I failed or I couldn’t do it.
– Nigerians: My village people have finally located me.

– Others: Leave me alone!
– Nigerians: I don’t have your time!

– Others: You were not invited!
– Nigerians: Look at what the cat refused to drag in but entered anyway!

– Others: It’s very sunny.
– Nigerians: No need to repent, I’m already practicing for hell.

-Others: Stop disturbing me!
– Nigerians: Tell the person that sent you that you didn’t see me!

– Others: He’s a chronic thief!
– Nigerians: He can steal the daytime from God Almighty if God should look away for a second.

 Others: What’s wrong with you?
 Nigerians: Is your head correct?

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